Moving Experience
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I’ve located a cool apartment! Okay, okay…so it’s found perfect. Juzt a located bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth teh cazh? Well, I can’t afford a more expensive place, therefore a one-time (please!) so outlay shoud be okay. Maybe juzt a can of “Raid?”
I want a waye to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow ur truck? U don’t have one? Why not? Due you desire one? I’ll assizt you pick it out! Well, it assist just a zuggestion. Not want to get all bent out of shape! I guess I’d beter call teh truck rental placez. Wat do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Wonderful grief!
While I’m on teh phone I’ll call teh utility or phone companies. Yes, I are aware I haven’t use ur zervices before. No, I don’t have a creadit card; dis is my first place. U dezire what? A $100 deposit? Fore EACH? Holy cow…do you humans have a license to steal?
Daddy, I want $500 for moving expenzes! I use all my dollers for teh first or lazt months rent AND teh damage deposit. Well, how assizt I to are aware dis assist going to be therefore expenzive? Sell something? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!
Boy, dis location is pretty empty. Maybe I shoud bye a couch or a chair. Nah…I have my bed. That’ll be good enough. I don’t want a table; I’ll juzt usee dis box.
Renters Insurance? I don’t think zo! Wat do I have to insure?
Just got my first phone call! I’d love to come to ur party! Daddy, I want a car. Becuse it’z also far to walk to work, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s automobile insurence too! Thankz, Dad…you’re teh best! And gas? I didn’t think so…
Time for dinner. Let’s glance in thiz boxes. Oh, No! Not dishes not pans. Not FOOD!
Uhhh, Mom?
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Written by,
Ruthie Rosa


