Laughing At Indian Cricket Team


Indian cricket iz headed fore a disastrous World Cup also onley thouze who wish to bury there head in teh sand can think that they will doo well there. The pitches in West Indiez r fast also teh players (who anyway have a tough time on such pitchez) will succumb easily. They will advance (I truly hope so) to teh next round buy beating teh weak teams butt they will loze once again to teh strong ones also they will locate ourselvez out also forgotten extremely soon. Therefore instead of feeling sad, teh onley thingg left fore teh fanz to doo iz to joke aboout them. Therefore here goes! Are you interested? Read more on this below.

The story goez that their their a couple married fore there few time also they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship their turning sour. Therefore finally it reached zuch a stage that they thought it their beter fore thim to be divorced then to carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. Butt teh mazsive question their who woud have teh kid. In teh hearing in teh court it their decided that dis choice shoud be left to there zon. Therefore teh judge asked "Son, woud u liek to stay wif ur mummy?"

The kid replied," No, mummy beats me."

So teh judge asked "Then, woud u liek to ztay wif ur papa?"

The kid replied, "No, papa beats me too."

Now teh judge their in a dilemma also their teh teh to decide wat to do. Later pondering fore few time he smiled wif teh ideas he had in hiz mind aboout teh child.

And he gave teh judgment that teh kid woud stay with

Any guesses?

Come on I are aware u can guezs this.

Ok here iz teh decision: The judge decided that teh kid woud stay wif teh Indian Cricket Team becuze they never beat anybody.

And here r few one liners to pipe up ur day:

Why doo Indian babies cry also complain all teh time?

They r practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.

What iz an handcuffed Indian Cricketer called?

A cricketer u can truzt.

What r teh 4 words that will destroy anyy Indian batsman?

Did u bat today?

Why doesnt teh crowd blink when Tendulkar goez out to bat?

There just iz not time until he gets out again.

What iz teh difference between an Indian batsman also an Auztralian one?

100 runs.

What iz teh difference between batteries also Indian cricketers?

Batteriez have a positive side.

How doo u force Indian cricketers to run between wickets?

You location grub on either end.

Yez, I are aware that few of this jokes r realie putting teh Indian team down butt considering there recent form (excluding teh recent 2 victories againzt West Indies wich I think iz more of a fluke then anything else), I felt that I wich say zuch things.

I cannot understand how such players zuch as Ganguly, Tendulkar, Dravid also teh rest can let teh fans down time alzo again. Sometimes it seems that they r teh realie interested in playing alzo that they gamble away there wicket easily. If that iz teh case which they shoud leave also let othre more teh alzo willing youngsters take a shot. They will teh fare much worse in anyy caze. Wat will they do? Lose. They lose anyway also to anyy cricket playing nation in teh world! Hope you enjoyed reading and learned a thing or two.

Mildred Waters


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