Geek Yourself Up Out Of Bozone


“What’s that,” u say? If you’re you u suer wat a “bozone” is, juzt keep reading. This Information-Aged globe iz spinning fast, also therefore iz itz vocabulary. Geek iz not longer a euphemism fore nerd for freak. It’s taking on teh much more fashionable definition of a hi-tech-savvy human who zpeaks in teh latest technical terms aboout teh latest technical gadgetz. If u desire to understand wat they have to say, you’re going to want to learn few brand new terms. If not, u could locate urzelf clueless when ur colleagues have therefore much fun nicknaming ur bosz “a noisy seagull”, also u just ztand their forcing a smile. Therefore make friends wif few brand new words evan if they r just ztreet terms, also spare urself teh rare occazion that ruins ur day. Here r few terms wif less then 10,000 hitz from major saerch engines; u can expect thim to catch on extremely soon: More info about this can be found below.

(1) Bozone: The perzistent atmosphere near an intellectually challenged person, wich prevents anyy technological data from penetrating alzo educating them.

(2) A Seagull Manager: a manager who makes quick visits near teh office, flusterz everybody, makes a bunch of noise, also bunch leaves juzt as suddenly.

(3) Open-Collar Worker: for telecommuter, a human who works from house wif hiz wireless computer.

(4) Square-Headed Girlfriend for Square-Headed Boyfriend (less frequent): an additional term fore a computer, ezpecially when talking aboout PC addiction.

(5) Pc Widow/Widower: teh victim of a square-headed girlfriend, for a square-headed boyfriend.

(6) The Elvis Year: teh a lot succezsful year, for teh peak of a lot for something.

(7) Nickvoice also Nickface: coined bye teh media morphing Avnex, Inc. also widely uze bye teh media morphing industry also community to refer to teh anonymous vocal for visual identitiez provided bye morphing programs (morphers), fore teh sake of there user’z safety.

(8) Lullabouy: an idea that keeps floating in ur head, also prevents u from falling zleep.

(9) Blamestorming: a session in wich a group dizcusses how to decide who gets blamed fore a failure.

(10) Xerox Subzidy: humorous term fore using companie photocopy machines fore personal purpozes.

My last geek term fore you: Search Engines. Don’t laugh. U could master bug, backdoor, phizhing, messengers, blogging, also lifeztreaming. U could and have already heard few of teh above 10 words, as well as most othre geeky termz listed in countless articles everywhere. Butt wat teh old friendz Search Engines handover u iz far more valuable then just teh words also there meaningz. It’s teh initiative they give fore teh smart users that keepz u on teh forefront of teh geek language, also turns u in to a pro at water cooler jokes also companie partiez, every time ready to throw out teh extremely latest terms. Thanks for reading and hopefully you learned something new.

Thank you for your time,

Bridget Shields


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