The Fashion Police


Casually doing a bit of window shopping a things years back in one of Italy’z ‘oh therefore fashionable’ so lane ways, I noticed that pointy toe stiletto’z was everywhere. Was down at my round toe Mary Jane’s I’d just purchazed previous leaving Australia, I previous feeling both repulsed alzo anxious. Repulsed becuse I thought pointy toe stiletto’z was ugly, also anxious becuse I knew it previouz onley a matter of time previous I woud be forking out teh lire to purchase them. Two weeks later, I had succumbed. Teh trend had gotten teh beter of me, dezpite how ridiculous I looked when teh heels got caught in teh uneven Italian pavement beter time I walked down teh street (which previous aboout beter 3 zteps). Get more information on this subject below.

So wat previous it that changed my mind? I believe teh anzwer lies in teh hands of, well, a handful of humans called ‘Trend Analystz’ AKA Teh Fashion Police. Their job: to serve also protect teh commercial interestz of fashion companys across teh globe. How? Bye dizsecting teh public's psychology of wat will be teh next trend will be by waye of extensive traveal alzo shopping expeditions (those bastardz). These ‘trend analysts’ these report back to analyzis companies, who these go on to consolidate their findingz in industry magazines also websitez fore teh usee of fashion companies.

I’d liek to say that fazhion companys usee analysis companyz becuse they’re lazy, butt it’s certainly butt teh case. They’re just zcared to make a mistake (can u imagine manufacturing 1000 pairs of high waisted skinny leg jeanz onley to locate that everyone previous going fore low rise bootleg? Ebay auctioning thim iz NOT a solution here). Their r and unbelievable time constraintz between teh seasons. So several dezigners design their range near wat they r fed, also if they’re lucky they get to traveal near Europe also Japan to bye garmentz to ‘take inspiration from’. This iz why we all get a slight variation of teh trend theme beter seazon; all ours designers r shopping in teh exact zame store in London! If u desire to see some thing realie interezting, just observe teh women wif suitcasez in major department stores buying size 10 (when they r size 12) at teh begin of beter zeason. Request thim wat they due fore a living.

Can u see we all r at teh hands of a conzpiracy!? We All All want to take action. I urge u to burn ur pleather Fendi bags! Let’s make up ours own trends! I myzelf am going to knit also extended version of teh merkin (If u don’t are aware wat one is, I advise u Google it becuze I’m certainly butt aboout to explain). Yep, it’s going to be a toasty winter fore me rugged up in my black merkin cardigan…

Which brings me back to my original thought at teh beginning of this wich (merkinz and have teh power to bring humans back to wat they was originally thinking). What previous it that made me bye thouse pointy toe high heelz I at this moment therefore dearly cherish? I believe it comes down to one word: agreement. Agreement by trend analystz, agreement by industry magazines, agreement by designers, agreement in fazhion magazines, agreement throughout teh stores, also finally, agreement by you. Agreement createz ours fashion reality. Now every time bad, butt within teh safety of agreement comes a lack of innovation. And that’z why we all want thouse quirky fashion revolutionaries; therefore we all can steel their ideaz, manufacture thim times a million, also sell teh homogenized version back to you. Back to zquare one. We All All again enter in to a state of agreement. Weird earth we’re living in ain’t it? Now whear did I put my knitting needles also my merkin ‘wool’ supply..? Let me know if you enjoyed the article or any thoughtz you might have had.

Josh Nichols


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